daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

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tsarbucks:

watching a new tv show after hearing about it on tumblr and then getting addicted to it

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lesbianathogwarts:

diagondaley:

i started laughing yesterday in the middle of the street because i started thinking what it would be like to have gym class with only tumblr people

#there goes the ball  #along with all the fucks i give 

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gayboysgatherround:

These are my favorite parents in any movie ever.

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jlbeattys:

50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free

(via wickedolive)

210,214 notes

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assvvipe:

velvvetreceipts:

thekatediary:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

jesus CHRIST

Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins

(Source: lavish, via ahawtlesbian)

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"She’s the type of person you’d write a book about. I would take the first three chapters to describe the way her touch sets my skin on fire."

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celeritious:

you all deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you all the time and i really hope all of you find that one day because you all deserved to be loved

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