abrekazam:

fantastic-geronimo-allonsy:

fullmetalmom:

vagisodium:

oh shit theres a baby on board? fuck well i guess i wont rear end you like i normally would

the baby on board sign is to alert paramedics in the event of a crash that theres a baby that needs to be attended to first u absolute fucking walnut

absolute fucking walnut

Oh how I’ve missed this post.

(Source: trashboat, via private-rizzles-anatomy)

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"Hell exists.
it’s here.
3 a.m.
awake and
without you."

Beau Taplin, “Hell exists.” (via c-oquetry)

(Source: afadthatlastsforever, via pagingdoctorobbins)

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I wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things I did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. I feel like I’m the only person that ever really cares about anyone and that nobody’s ever felt that way for me.

(Source: drinking, via swanqueen-trueloveiswhoyouchoose)

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"The nicest people I’ve ever met were covered in tattoos and piercings and the most judgemental people I’ve ever met are the ones that go to church every Sunday."

Unknown  (via perfect)

(Source: llavendeur, via tinafeyys)

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mel35:

anursingdegreeinfeelings:

kneelbeforethe-evilqueen:

Kneel before the Queen

Would you take a gay squat thrust?


OH GOD THIS POST.

mel35:

anursingdegreeinfeelings:

kneelbeforethe-evilqueen:

Kneel before the Queen

Would you take a gay squat thrust?

image

OH GOD THIS POST.

(via mjduncan)

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onceuponawhatnow:

No but really when you start geeking out about something your cuteness level goes up like 10000% like I dont care if its chemistry or pokemon when you get really excited about something and I can see you totally love it its really fuckin attractive ok ok

(via private-rizzles-anatomy)

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"I didn’t like my name until you said it."

Unknown (via jesussbabymomma)

(Source: seehowtame, via forevercaskett)

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arcana21:

s-tu:

s-tu:

who needs swag when you have class

…ical music

I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS

THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C

i need this framed on my wall

(via lesbianathogwarts)

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